Dug the above out from the archives, old radio ads about Toilet Paper Man. Thought you would enjoy them as they are still funny.
Toilet Paper Man delivers to your business or home. We are different and understand toilet paper and we have been doing this since 1998. Our products are still made to old recipes and ideas with the aim to “reduce your time and make you more efficient” . E.g Most toilet papers are getting smaller rolls per day (yes that is why you run out faster and find all those cores on the floor). We have gone the other way with longer rolls.
Our Spray and wipe will clean mostly everything to anything (remember the movie “My Big Fat Greek wedding” well this product is like that). The Garbage bags are stronger, the window cleaner streak free, the paper towels better, the A4 paper a superior brand. The A1 Tile cleaner and wooden floor cleaner is absolutely amazing. So save time, be more efficient and enjoy life.
Toilet Paper Man is different to your usual place to shop. We are a bit old fashioned with new technology thrown in. Our products are still made to old recipes and ideas. E.g Most toilet papers are getting smaller rolls per day (yes that is why you run out faster and find all those cores on the floor). We have gone the other way, longer rolls.
Our Laundry Powder is still the same concentrated product we started with in 1998. We love our products so much. An example would be Mother in laws Favourite fabric softener. Who would be crazy enough to call a product that? However, this is to us the best fabric softener in Australia and you will find our clients agree too. We strive to have good quality products and excellent service. We are your one stop shop for cleaning products, air fresheners, cling wrap and foils, cups, garbage bags, disposable gloves, rags, paper towels, A4 paper, serviettes, flushable wipes, tissues and, of course our specialty, toilet paper! We supply bulk and wholesale toilet paper to the home and commercial industries.
And not just any toilet paper...
We have a huge range of both domestic and commercial toilet papers we make and arrange what we require. Toilet paper is not just toilet paper as you will notice. Even in 2 ply there are such variations. Example 400 sheets can come in many thicknesses. We even have our own Chilli Toilet Paper and our most watched but never bought 22 carat gold toilet paper which at over $1.2million a roll, and took over 4 years to make is definitely only for those with a black Amex card or large PayPal account.
What effect does toilet paper have on a business’s bottom line (no pun intended)?
BRW did a report on productivity. They found that if you give your staff good amenities including good quality toilet paper and coffee then your staff are happier at work and more productive.
“Every employee knows, but few bosses seem to understand, that little things such as a clean kitchen and decent toilet paper can make all the difference to a day's work.” Emily Ross in BRW issue 5-11 May 05
So you may save 3 cents by buying cheaper toilet paper but it could be sending your business down the toilet…